We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
