Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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