saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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