I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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