So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
It's never too late to be topless.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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