I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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