Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize