He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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