i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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