I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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