I'm really into asian looking animals
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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