Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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