5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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