How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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