i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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