she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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