So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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