You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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