He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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