If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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