if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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