i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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