Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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