I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
did you just send me my own nude
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Randomize
