So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
