Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Randomize
