I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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