he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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