belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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