dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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