if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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