The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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