The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I will be naked everywhere
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The convent might be a nice break from real life
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
