I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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