It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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