everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
