just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
She needs sedatives and a leash
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Randomize
