can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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