literally had 100 drinks last night.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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