Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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