3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
