Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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