Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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