Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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