My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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