Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
