last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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