I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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