I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Im just a social blackout drinker.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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