The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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