Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
