If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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